My favorite trainwreck…err judge Paula Abdul has her show Premiering tonight…can’t wait.

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Hey Paula (10:00PM, Bravo) – NEW

Is there anything else on?

Larry King Live (9:00PM, CNN) – Paris Hilton, talks about sexy shower scene.

Its nights like this that make movie great. Or pay-per-view, how about some Howard TV?…mmm porn….

But seriously, whats on TV tonight?

Big Love (9:00PM, HBO) – New

Hell’s Kitchen (9:00PM, Fox) – New

Well that explains it…absolutely nothing.

Just watch the new Will Farrel Baby Pearl Video

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Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List (10 pm, BRAVO) New Kathy is set to rock the boat when she prepares to ship out on Rosie O’Donnell’s lesbian cruise….

America’s Got Talent (8 pm, NBC) New – Can’t wait to see that hot new trapeze group…yawn

Criss Angel: Mindfreak (10 pm, A&E) New – In this episode Criss is over dramatic….

AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Al Pacino (9 pm, USA) Special – Ahhh finally something worth watching

Late Show with David Letterman (11:30PM, CBS) – Repeat – Jack Hanna; Katherine Heigl (yummy); Patty Griffin.

Tonight Show with Jay Leno (11:35PM, NBC) – New – Sugarland performs

Jimmy Kimmel Live (12:05AM, ABC) – New – Jon Voight, comic Dana Gould

The Closer (9 pm, TNT) New – Season Premiere – Apparently people care about this show…not me

Hell’s Kitchen (9 pm, FOX) New – He yells at someone…tells them they suck

Big Love (9 pm, HBO) New -Tries to take care of his business while his 3 wives bitch about something.

Age of Love (9 pm, NBC) New – Series Premiere – Some guy has to pick between MILF’s and smoking hot college girls…. yeah really suspenseful, I wonder which he’ll chose. (hint: rhymes with College)

Giada in Paradise (9:00 pm, FOOD) New Try not to be too jealous of Giada De Laurentiis, who actually gets paid to explore the scenery

Confessions of a Matchmaker (10:00 pm, A&E) New – Woman tells whores not to be whores…overstates the obvious

50 Funniest Women Alive (8:00 pm, OXYGEN) Special – Countdown of the 48 of the unfunniest female comics, and Ellen DeGeneres, Lisa Lamponelli

Arrested Development (9:00 am, G4) Special – The final season (sadly) of one of the greatest comedies on TV. Annyong, Hello

Miss Hawaiian Tropic USA Finals (1:00PM,Syndication) – Uhmm no need to elaborate.

Saturday Night Live (11:25PM , NBC) – Repeat – Molly Shannon, Linkin Park

One of my favorites is coming back today. Last Comic Standing, the only unfortunate part of the show is that it doesn’t showcase all the talent out there. Its really about the Judges picking their friends…but a dudes gotta get his laugh-on.

Rescue Me (10:00 pm, FX) New The end of last season was something of a busman’s holiday for Tommy

One Tree Hill (9:00 pm, CW) New

Last Comic Standing (9:00 pm, NBC) New

Top Chef (10:00 pm, BRAVO) New

Lil’ Bush ( 10:30PM, Comedy Central) New

Late Show with David Letterman (11:30PM, CBS) New – Bear Grylls; Jeremy Piven , Elvis Perkins

Tonight Show with Jay Leno (11:30PM, NBC) New – Terry Bradshaw, Shia LaBeouf, James Morrison

Jimmy Kimmel Live (12:05AM, ABC) New – Jerry Springe, country-redneck Toby Keith

Don Herbert, who explained the wonderful world of science to millions of young baby boomers on television in the 1950s and ’60s as “Mr. Wizard” and did the same for another generation of youngsters on the Nickelodeon cable TV channel in the 1980s, died Tuesday. He was 89.

I remember watching the show before I went to work. Trying out the cool tricks like putting a piece of tape on a balloon, then sticking a needle through it.

Or him proving to us what a calorie actually is, and learning all about flash paper….Mr Wizard, we will miss you.

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America’s Got Talent (NBC, 8:00 p.m.) Go on, keep telling yourself that.

Fast Cars & Superstars: The Gilette Young Guns Celebrity Race (ABC, 8:30 p.m.) Jewel holds her own against testosterone-powered hotheads.

48 Hours Mystery (CBS, 10:00 p.m.) New one, and it’s not so mysterious.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (Comedy Central, 11:00 p.m.) Author Robert Shrum

The Colber(t) Repor(t) (Comedy Central, 11:30 p.m.) Jailed blogger Josh Wolf

Late Show With David Letterman (CBS, 11:35p.m.) Kyra Sedgwick; Virgineer Richard Branson; Maroon 5 performs

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (NBC, 11:35p.m.) Senator Fred Thompson; Lauren Graham; Toby Keith performs some kinda shit-kicker tune.

Jimmy Kimmel LIVE (ABC, 12:05 a.m.) Bernie Mac; Bob Odenkirk; Fiction Plane performs

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson (CBS, 12:35 a.m.) Parker Posey! Ian Hunter performs

Late Night With Conan O’Brien (NBC, 12:35 a.m.) Tim Russert; Ginnifer Goodwin; Feist performs!

Last Call With Carson Daly (NBC, 1:30 a.m.) Bijou Phillips; Satellite Party performs!

Ewan McGregor, Richard Branson, Charlie Boorman via AP

Big Love (9:00pm,HBO) New – Season Primere

Kyle XY (8:00 pm,ABC FAMILY) New – Season Primere

Hell’s Kitchen (9:00 pm, FOX) New

Inside the Actors Studio (8:00PM, Bravo) – Kyra Sedgwick

Tonigh Show with Jay Leno (11:30PM, NBC) New – Wanda Sykes, John Mayer

Late Show with David Letterman (11:30PM, CBS) New – Denis Leary, Flight of the Conchords

Jimmy Kimmel Live (12:05AM, ABC) Repeat – Paula Abdul, Flavor Flav, Feist

Check out Flight of the Conchords – Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros

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