I Saw on TV!

So Jay Kay and Jamiroquai are coming out with their first album in five years. I was really excited! Then I heard the first two tracks. Now I am really not! That being said, like any good Jamiroquai fan, I will remain cautiously optimistic. What is the deal with you jk? Jamiroquai are actually selling the album as a more “laid back side of jk”. Laid back??? Fuck that! Remember epic albums like “Emergency on Planet Earth”?? Remember “Synkronized”?? No? Well guess WHAT?? I DO! And jk is a dude who rocks your fucking socks off with sweet-ass beats, horns and dudes playing their asses off. And whats the deal with the new albums name? “Rock Dust Light Star”?? WHAT??

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No! I don’t have time for this lame ass, laid back, motorcycle and helicopter riding bullshit! I don’t care that you can fly a helicopter jk. Of course you can! You have a shit load of money. I do not care JAY! I want you to get in that crazy room and show me some sweet moves! Or some new cool trippy shit! … Ok, so I really like Jamiroquai! The band makes me feel good about life! But this laid back shit, it’s fer da birds! Get with it and kick some ass jk! People are going to start thinking you’re an old man… But seriously, I don’t mean it. I love you Jamiroquai! AHHH!!!

Hope I don’t get fired again for posting this…

With Love,

TheDustinBurnett

Hey its me, The Dustin Burnett before I was all the way Inside The Edge bitches!!!

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