I Saw on TV!

Its been a while, but I’ve come out of retirement (forced really) to say, More to Love is quite possible the greatest show on televsion.

Mock me if you will, but not since the swan has a group of low self esteemed people come together to cry about the most mundane things.

To add insult to injury, they post their weights next to their names. Heather, 22 190lbs fitness trainer. Wow, just wow,

• Supernanny 9 pm (ABC)- New Although Jo Frost is a tough act to follow, child therapist Mike Ruggles is up to the challenge for this special episode of Supernanny. She’sBrittish and she’s pushy…sort of the Mary Poppins meets James Bond only after they did it and had kids.

• Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? 8 pm (Fox) New – Are you?…Or Are You?

• Sanctuary 10 pm (Sci Fi) – Secret organizations come in all shapes and sizes, and while their motives tend to vary greatly, it’s generally considered bad news to find out one is after you. Magnus goes underground with Nikola Tesla, a charmer from her past who can literally light up a room, when the Cabal crashes her lecture and chases the duo through the catacombs beneath Rome. Good God this look lame..or cool…or both, I can’t tell.

So I’ve been lazy…its in the tag. So its to be expected.

• 30 Rock 9:31 pm(NBC) Jennifer Anniston guest spot. Not since the introduction of Oliver to the Brady Bunch have I been this excited.

• ER 10 pm(NBC) New – Why is this still on?Blah blah blah, a can’t miss episode.
  

• Grey’s Anatomy 9 pm (ABC) New – McBoring
  

• Smallville 8 pm(CW) New – So I think I would really like this show….but I never watched it. So who cares?

Sunday

8:00pm Big Brother: ‘Til Death Do You Part CBS – The food competition.

9:00pm Masterpiece Theater: Emma PBS/KCET – The 1996 BBC adaptation of the Jane Austen novel starring Kate Beckinsale

9:00pm Adams HBO – Adams and Jefferson visit France and hook up with Ben Franklin.

9:00pm The L Word SHOWTIME – Season finale.

10:00pm Dumped BBCA – ‘Survivor-in-a-landfill’ continues to kick ass.

7:00pm The Ten Commandments ABC – (1956) Play a drinking game with this 4 hour epic. Every time they say Moses you drink.

9:00pm Trading Spaces TLC – A divorced couple redesign each other’s bedrooms. Paige Davis needs a new haircut.

9:00pm Torchwood BBCA – An alien shape shifter is the baddie for this episode

8:00pm Cavemen ABC – Series Premiere. Racism never looked so good. I hope they make a Captain Caveman Joke.

8:30pm Carpoolers ABC – Series Premiere. Isnt that the dude from Sliders, Crossing Jordan and other failed shows?

9:00pm Queer Eye BRAVO – Season Premiere of the final season. I can’t believe theres ANOTHER season.

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Ghost Whisperer (8:00pm CBS) – Season Premiere. Dead people doing dead things.

Las Vegas (9:00pm NBC) – Season Premiere.Vegas baby Vegas.

Moonlight (9:00pm CBS) – Series Premiere. I havn’t even seen a preview, so oh yeah its going to be good…yeah thats it.

NUMB3RS (10:00pm CBS) – Season Premiere. Good things happen when Math happens.

And hits keep rolling

My Name Is Earl (8:00pm NBC) – Season Premiere. Earl does something rednecky, and fixes someones life.

Ugly Betty (8:00pm ABC) – Season Premiere. Yeah we get it, she’s not hot and works in high fashion. Oh the humanity.

Smallville (8:00pm CW) – Season Premiere. Clark Kent keeps his identity a secret, puts on Gel, and takes off his glasses. Nobody is the wiser.
The Office (9:00pm NBC) – Season Premere. All your comedy is belong to us. Can’t get enough

Grey’s Anatomy (9:00pm ABC) – Season Premiere. Panface is upset, drinks wine, saves someone.

ER (10:00pm NBC) – Season Premiere. Stamos factor in full effect. The ER you MUST see because its not different at all from any of the rest.

Big Shots (10:00pm ABC) – Series Premiere. So this is Sex In The City for men right? So why would I watch this?10:00pm It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia FX – Hopefully Danny Devito doesn’t take his shirt off.

Ok forgot to post todays shows.

We’ll resume tomorrow… If thats an issue, KMA.

The Fall Season Keeps Rolling:

Beauty and the Geek (8:00PM,CW) – The male beauty and the female geek move into the house; each geek must write and perform an autobiographical rap for Three 6 Mafia; the beauties must debate current events; the first elimination ceremon. One of the funniest shows, my favorite line is “I think he might be a diamond in the rust”.

Bones (8:00PM, Fox) - I tried to watch this show. Its not so good, but the chick is hot, and isn’t that the dude from Buffy?

Biggest Loser (8:00PM, NBC) – Whats with all the fat people? Seriously. Also does anyone else notice all the shows that start with the letter B at 8:00PM. Is that a coincidence? Sneaky TV Executives.

House (9:00PM, FOX) – One of the best shows on TV is back! The dyspeptic diagnostician is back tonight for the fourth season, but without Foreman, Cameron or Chase. Oh, they’ll be back, too (next week, in fact), but they won’t be working for House, who’s without a staff for now. Watch as the hilarity of killing people ensues.

Reaper (9:00PM, CW) – Sam Oliver (Bret Harrison) has a pretty lousy 21st birthday: He discovers his parents have sold his soul to the Devil, who enlists him to be his personal bounty hunter. I’ve seen this show, except it was probably done better in “Dead Like Me“.

Boston Legal (9:30, ABC) – Larroquette is reunited with Kelley and joins the cast as Crane Poole & Schmidt senior partner Carl Sack, a transfer to the Boston office who shares a mutual dislike with — who else? — Denny Crane. I like the show, just never know when its on TV.

Cane (10:00PM, CBS) – The series centers on a Cuban-American family with a rum and sugar business in Florida run by patriarch Pancho Duque (Elizondo), who announces in the opener that his adopted son (Smits) will now run the company. ???????

Law & Order: SVU (10:00PM, NBC) – Based on a report of possible child abuse, the department goes on a full manhunt in an attempt to locate the missing mother and child. They end up finding more than they bargained for. What can I say? Its L&O, so its gonna be good.