Greek 9 pm ABC FAMILY New Ah, college. A place where children become adults, and they drink enough to make the ugly girls hot.

The Closer 9 pmTNT New – People actually watch this? I’m impressed.

Big Love 9 pm HBO New – One of my guilty pleasures. They are in for a world of hurt if they buy that gaming company out from under Roman… crafty Mormons!

The Bronx Is Burning 10 pm ESPN New – Evidentally so is 1/2 the case… I guess thats flaming but whatever.

World Series of Pop Culture 9 pm VH1 – Finally a show for those with no lives, that stayed home on those oooh soo lonely Friday and Saturday nights (like I did). Use the completely use facts you know about how many different mustaches Alex Trebeck has had over the past 30 years of Jeopardy.

Late Show with David Letterman 11:35 pm CBS – New – Some other douche-bags and THE SMASHING PUMPKINS

Tonight Show with Jay Leno 11:35 pm NBC – New – Daniel Radcliff, Patton Oswald, The Decemberists

Jimmy Kimmel Live – 12:05 pm ABC – Repeat- Some people that art THE SMASHING PUMPKINS