I Saw on TV!

America’s Got Talent (NBC, 8:00 p.m.) Go on, keep telling yourself that.

Fast Cars & Superstars: The Gilette Young Guns Celebrity Race (ABC, 8:30 p.m.) Jewel holds her own against testosterone-powered hotheads.

48 Hours Mystery (CBS, 10:00 p.m.) New one, and it’s not so mysterious.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart (Comedy Central, 11:00 p.m.) Author Robert Shrum

The Colber(t) Repor(t) (Comedy Central, 11:30 p.m.) Jailed blogger Josh Wolf

Late Show With David Letterman (CBS, 11:35p.m.) Kyra Sedgwick; Virgineer Richard Branson; Maroon 5 performs

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (NBC, 11:35p.m.) Senator Fred Thompson; Lauren Graham; Toby Keith performs some kinda shit-kicker tune.

Jimmy Kimmel LIVE (ABC, 12:05 a.m.) Bernie Mac; Bob Odenkirk; Fiction Plane performs

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson (CBS, 12:35 a.m.) Parker Posey! Ian Hunter performs

Late Night With Conan O’Brien (NBC, 12:35 a.m.) Tim Russert; Ginnifer Goodwin; Feist performs!

Last Call With Carson Daly (NBC, 1:30 a.m.) Bijou Phillips; Satellite Party performs!

Ewan McGregor, Richard Branson, Charlie Boorman via AP