If you havnt seen this clip yet, go ahead and treat yourself now. I’ll wait…

YouTube videoSunset Tan

E! Network is right on target. We want to see 6 year olds get tanned. It wasn’t enough with Showbiz Mom’s and Dad’s this takes it to a new level. I mean creepy gay guys, children getting inappropriate sun treatment, and the topper a dead guy’s whose last wish is to be tanned before being buried? Do people really care about the trials and tribulations of a tanning salon?
Obviously enough to make a show of it, I have a few other ideas, let me pitch them:

Based in the mid-west a mild mannered chicken sexer and his family of sexer’s seek to expand their business into selling wooden teeth to the locals- We’ll call it “Sex, Money, Chicks”

A Florida Doctor who specializes in sex changes, for gay men only. He’s straight, but is caught up in the glamorous world of transexuals- We’ll call it “Doctor Whaaaa?”

They should rename it from Sunset Tan to Cancer on a Stick. Its catchy I think, damn I’d make a great TV exec.

I think Joe Rogan is right, we’re very close to “Who’s the Baby’s Daddy” where 6 contestants have intercourse with one woman, and she has 6 weeks to figure out Who’s the Baby’s Daddy.