Tonight – Thursday – June 7th, 2007

I tried to watch 5th Grader. I gave it a real honest shot. But Jeff Foxworthy just puts me off, now I know he used to work for IBM, and he’s isn’t a dumb guy. But that accent, every time I hear him I question whether or not he should be standing upright.
Pirate Master (CBS, 8:00 p.m.) Arrrrrr

Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? (Fox, 8:00 p.m.) After all the G&Ts last night, I’m no smarter than mud.

So You Think You Can Dance (Fox, 9:00 p.m.) So the 20 “finalists” are announced.

Fast Cars & Superstars: The Gillette Young Guns Celebrity Race (ABC, 9:30 p.m.) Series premiere! Jewel vs. Shatner vs. Tony Hawk etc.

Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip (NBC, 10:00 p.m.) New episode – Jordan rushes into surgery, what up with Tom’s brother?

The Daily Show With John Stewart (Comedy Central, 11:00 p.m.) Eddie Izzard

Charlie Rose (PBS, 11:00 p.m.) Governor Haley Barbour; and then a bunch of art gallery stuff, Monet and Picasso and things

The Colber(t) Repor(t) (Comedy Central, 11:30 p.m.) Author Cullen Murphy

Late Show With David Letterman (CBS, 11:35 p.m.) Davefave Amy Sedaris; Chuck “The Iceman” Liddell; Jordan Zevon performs

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (NBC, 11:35 a.m.) Don Rickles; Josh Flitter; Emo alert: Dashboard Confessional performs

Jimmy Kimmel LIVE (ABC, 12:05 a.m.) Seth Rogan; Megan Fox, Chris Cornell performs

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson (CBS, 12:35 a.m.) Don Cheadle; Poison performs!

Late Night With Conan O’Brien (NBC, 12:35 a.m.) Marg Helgenberger; Steven Schirripa