I Saw on TV!

Seriously, who is watching this stuff? The Greatest Celebrity Impersonator? Flying Elvis’ from around the world finally have a reality show, whooptee fricken doo.

And American Invetor, I don’t quite understand how an inventor of a single project has to go through an elimination round to see if his/her product is the most viable. “I invented this sub-atomic toaster, and now I need to see if I can create the prettiest easter egg”?? I mean what does one have to do with the other..

Hidden Palms (the CW, 8:00 p.m.) An old flame of Johnny’s is back in town; Cliff don’t like Tess’ new beau (this new series sounds so compelling)

The Next Best Thing: Who Is the Greatest Celebrity Impersonator? (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) Auditions in NYC

So You Think You Can Dance (Fox, 9:00 p.m.) Top dancers return to Vegas for even more auditions – will the auditions ever end?!

American Inventor (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) Series premiere! Inventors in LA and SF vie for $1 million

Dateline NBC (NBC, 9:00 p.m.) Twisted teenage love triange (is there any other kind?)

One Tree Hill (the CW, 9:00 p.m.) As graduation day dawns, some dreams begin, and some end, and then you have a beer shit and balance is restored

Traveler (ABC, 10:00 p.m.) Jay and Tyler return to New Haven to retrieve items that may exonerate them – and hey, why not go up the coast a bit for some Mystic Pizza?

The Daily Show With John Stewart (Comedy Central, 11:00 p.m.) Author Michael Barone

Charlie Rose (PBS, 11:30 p.m.) The Monet (Moan-aye) Exhibition at the Wildenstein Gallery

The Colber(t) Repor(t) (Comedy Central, 11:30 p.m.) Author Carl Bernstein

Late Show With David Letterman (CBS, 11:35 p.m.) Artie Lange(!); Nicole Richie(!); Chrisette Michele performs

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (NBC, 11:35 p.m.) Bernie Mac; Cat Deeley; Chris Cornell performs

Jimmy Kimmel LIVE (ABC, 12:05 a.m.) Kevin Costner; Leslie Mann; Patrick Wolf performs

Late Night With Conan O’Brien (NBC,12:35a.m.) Debra Messing; Nelly Furtado performs

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson (CBS, 12:35 a.m.) Carl Reiner; Jonah Hill; Bright Eyes performs!