Ok, so technically this isn’t On TV, but I saw it, and it should be on TV.

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With all the Election debates and nonsense on TV, we figured we would make this music video to sum it all up. Change in ‘08 vote for Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama. Impeach George Bush and Dick Cheney!

My favorite trainwreck…err judge Paula Abdul has her show Premiering tonight…can’t wait.

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Hey Paula (10:00PM, Bravo) – NEW

Is there anything else on?

Larry King Live (9:00PM, CNN) – Paris Hilton, talks about sexy shower scene.

Its nights like this that make movie great. Or pay-per-view, how about some Howard TV?…mmm porn….

But seriously, whats on TV tonight?

Big Love (9:00PM, HBO) – New

Hell’s Kitchen (9:00PM, Fox) – New

Well that explains it…absolutely nothing.

Just watch the new Will Farrel Baby Pearl Video

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According to this post deal or no deal is looking for new chicks to replace the old and ragged 26 year olds:

MODEL CASTING CALL
NBC’s “Deal or No Deal” Model Search

NBC’s hit show, “Deal or No Deal” is currently looking for a few new models to join the current cast.

If you’re a female over the age of 18 who has the personality and looks to join this hit show we want to meet you!

Please come to our open casting and meet with the Model Casting Director. Be camera ready this is your opportunity to be put on camera and get your chance to be one of the “Deal or No Deal” models. Dress the part, your picture will be taken.

Casting Location and Dates:

6/27 Los Angeles, CA – Republic 11 AM – 3 PM
650 North La Cienega Blvd
West Hollywood, CA 90069

6/29 Newport, CA- Tentation Ultra Lounge 4 PM- 8 PM
4647 MacArthur Blvd
Newport Beach, CA 92660

6/30 San Diego, CA-Stingaree Lounge 6 PM-9 PM
454 6th Avenue
San Diego, CA 92101

There have been several articles posted here and here the past two days. The jist is Jeff Zucker took Stewart out to dinner with his agent. Blah blah blah, everyone is speculating that this means Stewart who has long wanted Letterman’s spot, will come to late night on NBC.

The one thing I haven’t seen anyone mention is, why does it have to be late night? Just because he wants Letterman’s spot doesn’t mean they’re going to shell out $40million to O’Brien (who is insanely popular at that time slot).

So why not give Stewart the Evening News? Its a 1/2 hour format, that goes over todays biggest stories…sound familiar? Or ok, fine purists want a serious view of today’s political climate. Why not give him a 7:00 or 7:30PM, instead of Extra, or Access Hollwood. If anything it might make sense to give them Extra, as Access is a NBC Owned show.

Seriously, is anyone watching Extra, then says to themselves, I just didn’t get enough of Lindsay Lohans coked out rampage, I wish there was another show on right afterwards that would talk about the same thing again.

The next question is, would Stewart take the gig if it was offered to him at 7:00 or 7:30, instead of the iconic 11:35? Few remember his first foray into the genre with The Jon Stewart Show. Which took his successful MTV show, put it at the fantastic time slot of 2:00AM, suddenly lost their viewers, and was canceled …weird.

Also why would he leave Comedy Central? Other than money, what does NBC offer Stewart that he can’t get at CC? The only answer I can think of, it gives him the ability to poke fun at the people that he really has a problem with. Thats right, those people that can’t afford cable.

Am I off base?

Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List (10 pm, BRAVO) New Kathy is set to rock the boat when she prepares to ship out on Rosie O’Donnell’s lesbian cruise….

America’s Got Talent (8 pm, NBC) New – Can’t wait to see that hot new trapeze group…yawn

Criss Angel: Mindfreak (10 pm, A&E) New – In this episode Criss is over dramatic….

AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Al Pacino (9 pm, USA) Special – Ahhh finally something worth watching

Late Show with David Letterman (11:30PM, CBS) – Repeat – Jack Hanna; Katherine Heigl (yummy); Patty Griffin.

Tonight Show with Jay Leno (11:35PM, NBC) – New – Sugarland performs

Jimmy Kimmel Live (12:05AM, ABC) – New – Jon Voight, comic Dana Gould

The Closer (9 pm, TNT) New – Season Premiere – Apparently people care about this show…not me

Hell’s Kitchen (9 pm, FOX) New – He yells at someone…tells them they suck

Big Love (9 pm, HBO) New -Tries to take care of his business while his 3 wives bitch about something.

Age of Love (9 pm, NBC) New – Series Premiere – Some guy has to pick between MILF’s and smoking hot college girls…. yeah really suspenseful, I wonder which he’ll chose. (hint: rhymes with College)